Showing posts with label running. Show all posts
Showing posts with label running. Show all posts

Jogging Slow and Easy


I just can't wait to see how well I do at jogging in a week or two. I should call it walking quickly though.

I don't think I will be doing a lot of jogging for a long time, if ever. I am a bit out of shape. Times are tough though, and I made a promise to myself to get rid of that 20-30 lbs of ham and beer around my middle.

I have been using fitocracy to track but I just don't know about it. It just seems kinda clunky.

Oh, I recently got the chance to use a brand new tracker thing, that along with a website will let me work in a more focused manner. I have wanted to try out a tracking device for some time, so yay!

The site lets you work to a goal, You know like a delicious carbohydrate filling beer, or heck even some dang texas toast!

The folks from slimtracker.com contacted me to test it out, so if I seem a bit preoccupied the next few weeks, blame it on technology!

Check them out, the site looks pretty informative, and that's what it takes today to help git fit. Information!
Ok, that's enough marketing. Back to work everyone!!

Fitness can be Fun (but usually isn't at all.)



So today I go in for a fitness assessment. This will likely involve getting onto some sort of machine at some point, and breaking a sweat. After that, extremely well maintained body types will shake their heads, and sadly frown, and type things into laptops.

I expect to then be dragged out to the back alley, where a dog will sit waiting for me. He will dutifully dig a small trench, then bite my hand and lead me to the trench. He will nudge me lightly with his nose until I get into the trench, then he will fill up the hole with me inside it.

Then the pretty people inside the fitness center will breathe a sigh of relief, and deposit the $19.00 I gave them.

In time, my name will be spoken of as a reminder of what not to do to a body. To scare small children away from dark beers, and potato chips. Why small children will be drinking dark beer in the future? Because future, now shut up.

Who Moved My Cheese Then Killed a Co-Worker

I just love the classics. that poor guy from Battlestar Galactica. I forget his name, Isaac? maybe. Anyhow, I figured this would be a good way to showcase how new managers can easily move into their roles, with little if any interference. Maybe I will write a book on how to handle company changes like evisceration.

Not Allowed in Hospitals

This comic idea was actually hand crafted by a friend of mine during a deep philosophical conversation (re: drinking) It illustrates why some of us dont like hospitals very much. Too much security, and they just wont let you take the bio hazard waste containers when you want to.

Tomorrows comic should be interesting as I ran out of scripts last week some time, and the whole Christmas thingy has gotten just a bit silly. Thank goodness its all over.

Next up, potty training. Cant wait to deal with that. Must make note to keep a lot of disinfectant around. That and pray for regular standard bowel movements by my daughter.

Now that you have all recoiled in horror from way way too much detail, I bid you adieu until tomorrow.