Side Notes

Why do I look at this and assume it says, "uncoordinated american tries to eat over salted noodles."

This Cardboard is Delicious

This may be a bit of an exaggeration, regarding the lunch. There were leaves, but sticks are absolutely not on my diet.

Kitchen Sports

Our office has had a ping pong table in the kitchen for a couple of days. I am going to miss it when its back in the office it was moved from. Lots.

sandwich time

I like sandwiches a bit more than your average joe. The sad thing is that I live in the US. This means that I constantly have to read labels to make sure that my fixings arent using something I would not feed my dog. Letely it has been working to my benefit. I feel healthier avoiding certain foods, like "now with 20% more charnal house sweepings" etc.
My diet right now is primarily bread that I think has been less processed. I own a breadmaker, but the damn thing is above the dryer in the back on a shelf, and I havent had time to drag it out yet. I am also eating meat that hopefully hasnt been stiched together, or made up of four hundred cow parts. I want to eat more vegetables, but I always hated them, and 43 years hasn't offered me an out on the hate so far.

Hot Dog Logic

Hot dogsa are so awesome. Especially the kosher ones. they give me a little more comfort in knowing that they are made of the good parts of the pig, rather than hooves, and brains, and all sorts of other horrors that I imagine.

How to draw:lesson one

Yes, this actually occured a couple of minutes ago. Luckily, I had the mad skills to use an alternate method of drawing. Almost considered pen and paper, but that would have looked worse, or would it?

Maintain the maintenence

Had to toss the Halloween project. I just couldn't get it right. The background and the foreground simply would not come together. Much thanks to the helpful nods from the Reddit community. I plan on making a lot more time for the art itself. simply using my lunch hour is not working out. Even if I have a funny thing to share, the art needs to match the punchline. People should want to come back to this site.
In other news, I need to fix my toilet. Not sure how this applies, but you just read it, so hah. Now its stuck in your head also.

Robotic Love 16: Art of War