Showing posts with label BadIT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BadIT. Show all posts

There Will Be Lag.







































One of the things that is a continual love of mine, is the remote help option. You can take control of someones laptop anywhere in the world.

Anywhere.

Oh, and there will be lag.

Oh, also, do not forget that the user may at any time, decide to take control back and start reading yahoo mail.

Lest we forget, the user may also at any time, decide to help out by stabbing at buttons while you are trying to enter text.


It is likely the reason that people are paid to help out in IT.
That and our good looks.
Peace out.

User is away from chat


One of the main problems in helping people remotely is that you really do not know what they are up to while you help them.

Some walk away when needed, some try and help by doing one thing while saying they are doing another.
It can become quite a task to just hold a persons attention long enough  to help them. This is why I am going to start sending these:


A set of handcuffs with a shock mechanism for when a lie id detected. They put it on and shackle themselves to the desk where they are.

I help them, and if they don't lie, then no problem.

Yes, We are Watching You




There is a common myth that someone always watches you when you are at work. This never happens in real life. Except for cops. I guess convenience store employees. Casino workers too. Oh and bus drivers, I saw a clip once on that.

you know what?

Forget it; everyone is being watched by spy satellites, so just all of you behave really well.

Seriously, get that finger out of your nose this instant.

Updates, Tasks, and Thunder dome

This is Thunderdome, people. You know the rules. When two tribes go to war and all that. Happy monday everyone. Dont worry, the laptop merely completed the task and the updates. Well done, laptop, well done.