Never Do Drugs at Work

I think we should move all holidays that usually require a day off equidistant from each other. All of them should branch out from Christmas. this way there is never the lull from christmas day
45.2 days in between holidays. so if we get a day off for christmas, that makes roughly february 15th for another day off. Then April 1st, then May 15th, then July 1st, August 15th, then October 1st, November 15th, then christmas again.

I know that this has nothing to do with the above comic, but really did you want to read about my views on male enhancement?