A List of Farts

Working on a thing

So I have this idea in my head. Its going to take a lot to get it out. Sad thing is that its taking over from my regular comics part of my brain. Sorry folks, this post is for me.

ClassActions

My kid is taking classes with other kids now. I do not know how I feel about this. Only that I want more shield around the other kids at least.

Setting Appointments via Tesseract

Who put this in my Office

Happy post holidays everyone. It's back to work for at least a friday and monday. the it's New years!! Woo!

then of course back to work. 

I hope you like the new format. It's going to be 33% more wack, and remember 5% of the time it works everytime!

Don't mess with I.T.

I took his powerpoint, embedded it into a word document, then pasted that word doc into a excel spreadsheet, then I compressed the excel sheet, winrar'ed the compressed file, winzipped it and then sent it to a linux server where I changed the winzipped file into a .tar extension. Once that was done, I took a screenshot of the .tar file, and emailed that using AOL and a 5kb modem.

Take that!

Sweater Staples!

Sweater Staples: If they aren't screaming, they aren't wearing staples.

Switching topics in three, two, one....

OK, so I am going to vent a little about something here. I was at a social gathering doing my standard thing...
(holding a beer and trying to find a way to be attractive and interesting and witty while sitting in the corner and running out the battery on my smart phone, posting to twitter.)

A smattering of people were at the function, all walks of life. All of a sudden one of them describes a person she knows.

"He was, you know, weird and geeky."

Now I am not a full fledged geek. I come into this from an angle so to speak. When growing up, I did not sit in a room without windows and put together commodore 64's with a blindfold on to impress my friends. (Which would be pretty cool)
Regardless, I am getting real sick of people who mistake interest in something useful, as weird, or something to make fun of.

If you can't figure out the settings on your phone, that does not make me weird for being able to use Google to look up a manual and fix your fucking tech. That just means that you can't think creatively enough to use tools that require the fine art of typing.


WHICH I AM SURE YOU CAN DO IN BETWEEN TEXTING "LOL, MY BFF BECKY IS OHW OVAR TONITE !"  on your fucking phone.

Also, at this gathering is a group of people that all like a particular sport. Now we all had different knowledge of the sport, but no one there would have said,

"He was, you know, weird and knew sports."

"He was all odd, and knew medicine."

"He was all strange, and liked to go jogging."

You see folks? This shit doesn't make any sense long term. It's simply ignorant, and comes off a little exclusionary.

We are no longer in high school. 

This is the real world. 

Start acting like it and grow up enough to realize that people are knowing of different things. That doesn't equal nerd.

OK, now I am going to go back to my phone and play with settings.

Peace out.

You Win Internet

Sometimes, you should just assume that idiots run the web. OK, maybe most of the time you should assume this.

Carriage Return

Yay comics! In multiple colors no less! By the way, you should be reading KC Greens comic. I do, and I like it, lots.

Happy Friday

Hi there. I didn't have time to put together a real comic, but I did a painting instead. Its just that kinda day. Watercolors make everything seem relaxed. Have a great day everyone. go out there and grab at that life button.

Friday and a deadline established

OK, fine its friday. So what?
I have been sidelined by familial obligations, and work, so have not had time to update with a comic. My grandious(sp) plans for having a weeks worth of comics already in the bank so to speak must wait until this weekend. I plan to lock myself up in a room with only a six pack on ice, and my tablet, and poop out some serious art and humor for my tens of adoring fans out there in internet land. I am thinking maybe saturday night, or maybe sunday morning or something in between.

To give you a reason for swinging by though, besides my archived comics that you may have missed, here is a fun video featuring a Novation Launchpad. I now need one of these for absolutely no reason.

Working working working

OK, now I have the figures all colored up. I need to relocate the word balloons though. Or the art, not sure there. Also adding in some minor sketch for Bobert jr. I like drawing the little tyke.