Poop Jokes

It really was only a matter of time. Sooner or later my humor would hit the low point. Woke up this morning and went through some of the scripts that I was intending on using for today comic.

Sadly, the poop joke kept looking at me intently.

"Use me," it said in my mind, "and I will grant you powers over mankind."

OK, so my script didn't actually do that. That might actually be funnier. (note to self...)

So I sit here enjoying an american luxury. Starbucks. Oh how I miss Austrian elegance in coffee. I mean really,


 is not this!

 One is good enough on the fly, but the other. Oh my the other is the sort of thing you can only imagine in today's world. Sitting reading a newspaper, enjoying music, and a hand crafted delight of a coffee.